Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation
Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED
the FBI is investigating who leaked all those nudes but darren wilson is free & cops are breaking the law. lol ok.
A white woman’s modesty is apparently more important than any black lives being snuffed out. It’s basic American history repeating itself. Pass me some tea , please ??